"I don't have time to play!"
Says kiyo, as he exterminates monsters in "Dragon Quest".

No, but I haven't played lately.


Office Of "Hey, what's up with you"

This is a series I've been playing with on Twitter (isn't that still playing something)

"Office of ○○".

It was pretty interesting.

The point is,
To think of it as if you walked into a government office,
And found these departments just there on their door.

Now, I'll show just a few
That I got from all of you.

"Office of "It's cool, right""

"Office of "You're quite late, aren't you""

"Office of Retired Government Officials in the Private Sector"

Office of the Yeah, Yeah, Office

Office of "Hey, you got a complaint"

Office of That's Right, We Have Free Time

Office of Can't We Just Do It Later

Office of Contempt

Office of Yeah, We're Doing it Now

Office of What The Hell Just Happened


"Just what's wrong with you anyway?"

I started as Tsutomu-san and ended as Shimura-san.
Oh, but that last one really doesn't have anything to do with the others.

After that, I have just one more

The Office of Are You Asking What's Wrong With Me

I really lear...had fun
Seeing how all of you conceptualized that.

Ah,

Hee

Heeheehee

No, no, you're wrong

I'm not really Tsutomu-san!

You see, just now

"I really learned a lot"
↓
"Just what do you mean to do, studying things like that?"
↓
"Ah, I really did learn a lot...as bad as that is! It really was fun!"

That's what I meant.

I'm sleepy.

I'm going to bed.

I don't have anywhere to sleep
But I'm going to sleep.

If I don't,

The embarrassment of the world...○

Hold on!

Hooooooooold it!!!

Hoooooooooold it!!!

Oh, now I want something to drink.


I want sobacha.

It's so fragrant, isn't it.

It'd be nice if I had dreams of delicious fish paste tonight

Though it'd be nice to have a dream
About crushing rapidly ripening tomatoes, too

Though I'd really like to have the one again
That I had in my 20s while riding in a train car
Where I was rolling about over the top
Of about 10 naked girls...

Office of All Right, Let's Get Ourselves to Bed
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This is kiyo,
Of fully-nude goodbyes.

This is sudden,

But it's cute to say

"I slept"


For example...


A: "Hey, what time do you think it is right now?"

B: "What time is it...? Uwa!! It's already 11!"

A: "Hey...you can see how the miso has settled at the bottom of yesterday's soup, can't you?"

B: "...yeah, sorry...but I finished it at 10 pm..."

A: "So, then, why is it still out at this time!!"

B: "Sorry..."

A: "You can't just say sorry after that! What were you doing all this time!!"

B: "...I...sold some bedding"


Work----!!!

Could it be, they were working!!!

I didn't even say "I slept"!!!

I didn't-----!!!


「「
‥（（（（（（（）（）（（（（）））

The "Kozu"
The bug that never comes

Also

A= Girlfriend B = Boyfriend

Oh! How scary! Oh, how frightening!

((((・　0　・))))
O. Kawagata
~The Sightseeing Bug~


I'm going to sleep!

Gonna sleep gonna sleep gonna sleep!!
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This is kiyo,
Who half-cried in happiness
Seeing all the comments I had.

I was unexpectedly popular!

Thanks so much!


How can I put this,
You all really saved me!

Though it was pretty scary...


I love you all!


Ah, that's right, everybody

Do you know about the crested serpent eagle?

I certainly don't.

But, that's not all I wanted to say.

I, right now,
Am drumming on a container of 300 sheets of nori.

It's reassuring as you'd expect it to be, if you have 300 sheets.

Though I haven't opened it yet.

Somehow, just knowing that I have 300 sheets right here
Reassures me.

It's all gathered right here, these parts of me.
These things that can be broken apart
With my front teeth, molars, incisors.

I'm so cute.

Ah,
Don't think that I brought them all together
Just because I'm cute!

Oh, I really surprise myself, sometimes...

No, but you see, the cute thing about me is
Even though my voice is usually so high
I have some times where it will go really low

I sit on the bidet for way too long
Continuing to wash myself even if the warm water turns to cold

When my ears are touched, I give a cold stare

When I don't want others to hear
I go to the bathroom on purpose, but then fart so loud it goes through the wall

Are those kinds of things called "cute"? Usually.

Maybe I am that way.
Maybe I'm cute that way.
I'm really just an average guy, I am.

Especially, well, if you go to the bathroom to fart it's okay,
But there's really no meaning to doing it if you sit on the toilet first.

The toilet itself has resonance, and acts as a speaker, after all.

You should be careful of things like that, everyone.

Also,
When I can't hold it, and go to the bathroom
Get to where I have my pants down and go to sit on the seat
And down goes the seat cover

Does that happen to you guys, too?

That's a real shock, isn't it---

It's embarrassing, somehow.

About as embarrassing as when you're drinking from a PET bottle
Put the cap on, and mysteriously kiss it.

It's about on the same level as

When a train arrives on the platform, and the doors open
And you just barely make it on there, with timing that suggests that you didn't know if you were going to make it
But it's waiting for the express train on the opposite platform to leave, so you end up having a fair bit of time waiting at the station

I'm so sleepy-

So very sleepy.

Starting now I'll be typing without looking at my hands.
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

Things like that,
Unexpectedly stepping surrounding typing.
Ah, the front isn't related!

Somehow, I made a mistake at a convenient time 1

People will think I did that one on purpose, so let's delete it

Am I really serious about this

But it kr doesn't really seem that way ry

Though lately it hasn't really

Kyoko's a great dream, Miyai, huh
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

Who's that!!!

Total

Who's Miyai Kyoko!!

Miracle!!!

But, somehow, that's a pretty cute name!

Moreover, it seems that she would have a good personality.

I want her to be happy.

Looking at this

I'm sleepy.


I can't do the fanclub magazine like this.

Though the magazine is fun.

But, I'm writing on my blog right now

Writing on my blog

Nen-nen

Ah!

A brand new character appears!

Nen-nen

（　*　　　　　.　　　　　　*　）

Here he is, Nen-nen.

I thought I'd try to visualize him
But I don't want to see his body.

Though if you put 人 where the mouth is
That's what it would become.

Nen-nen.

But, here's some surprising Nen-Nen facts!

Nen-nen doesn't sleep.

Eh...that's about it, really.

He's sleepy.

Ah!!!

That's right!!!


I'm sleepy.

No, not that,

I got followed on Twitter by the artist who drew the art for my first book based on this blog,
Mineko Noumachi-san!
Noumachi-san, she's always been looking back

Looking back is the work of an angel...

No, wait,

Without even looking for compensation
I just liked her work, and followed her
I worked up my courage and finally replied to her
And when I looked again, she had followed me!

I got a little misty-eyed, seriously.

I wanted you all to know, that I had that feeling.

Today, I'll end this entry seriously.

Ah, I'll play
With just one set of keywords.

#78 "KIYO"
#79 "Gag me"
#80 "To Nagano and Niigata"

My Family Vacation
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This is kiyo,
Mr. Ulterior Motives.

Call me "Under Heart"!

I'm so sleepy right now!

And so, I'm trying to write on my blog!

After all, I love the thoughts I have when I'm sleepy!!




By the way,


You all knew already that a long time ago,
I was raised on being chased by my sisters, right?!

It was so exciting...

And sometimes I cried, too ☆


Oh, are you guys gonna die alreadyyyy

At first, we'd point and say "Come on, come on"

But my sisters thought of a free-handed come on!

I was soooooo shocked!!


Shock shock shock shock!!
↑This is popular right now on Mo-Retsu!
I don't really know much about it, but everyone, try using it too!
(It's not really that fashionable, is it?)


Open your mouth wide, take a deep breath,
And expose your uvula!!

Ah...that's terrible!
We call it a throat ○○○ don't we!!


I'll say it one more time

This is kiyo,
Mr. Ulterior Motives.

...but I've been that way from the start---



You said it!

I'm old, huh!

I'm an old fool, aren't I!

Right right,
Moving on, moving on


Open your mouth wide, take a deep breath
And expose your throat ○○○ to the air!


If you do, oh, it's so mysterious


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!


All right!

Bravo---!!

Oh, right,

Do you all remember?

Right now, I'm sooooooo tired!!


I've been yawning so much I've been tearing up!

That's soooooooo weird, right!!


But, but but

I'm tired!

It doesn't matter! Even if I cry!

It's pretty amazing that I yawn after writing a single line!!


I'm totally a middle aged guy right now

It's awful, isn't it---

I'm like a 30-machine-and-a half old man!

Ah!

"Machine", I said!

This old guy has become a car now~!


At the very least, it'd be nice to be a luxury car...

Ah, but you'd want to have a small car for those tight turns, huh


I just thought of this now
Even though I have a young sounding voice
But I'm exposed as a middle-aged guy through my word choice



A futile new line

Leave it with saying "sorry"!!

Let's just play with sorry!!


Sorry sorry sorry

Sorry sorry

sorry sorry

sorry sorry



It seems so fun!!


So, this time...


Let's put all those sorrys together!


SORRY!!


My stomach...I'm so hungry...


But, I'll do my best and keep going!

Hey, self, didn't you just eat
Rice with furikake?? Come on


Gradually my face
Has become very serious!

No, it's been serious from the start!

After all, that's what everyone is like!!

After all, this "!"

Doesn't show up unless you're really surprised!

It comes out if you press the shift key +1

It seems as if at this point I'd say I have no dreams

But I have a lot of them!


To live in a house with a huge pool
And it would be full of sweet-and-sour sauce

Then I'd call a bunch of my friends over
And we'd throw it at each other

Ching-chiiiiiing! Oh, you can have so much fun with that sound!

I'll drink all that sweet-and-sour sauce!

Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

I'm sleepy!!!

So, I'll go to sleep!

Thanks for reading to the end, everybody!!!

It may have been a waste of time

But since it will surely be helpful someday
Don't forget any of this!

But, I might delete this entry when I wake up!

That's the

fun part

fun part

fun part

that comes later!

Oh, I can't type 'mi'

I can't type 'mi'...

It turns into 'mo'.

I'm sure that my caution with not typing the "P" to the right side of the O
Is a hindrance to my typing...
(I don't even know what this means. It makes sense if I'm talking about typing U, though)


Should I do it?

Though I never meant for it to become an established practice or anything

Should I do it?

Momo (ear)

Mo-lk tea

Doria with mo-at sauce

Even sake

Gets all worried

I can't do this anymore...I'm at my limit...

Good night. Mo.
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No way!

That's not it!

I don't really care much about series of same numbers

Or that this only happens once every 100 years

I don't really pay much attention to that kind of stuff

But, if, by chance it happens

That's pretty amazing

It's amazing, I said.


That's what I think.



What?

Not really, I don't have anything to say really

No special topics or anything like that.

Maybe I just wanted to see all of you

But I can't, let's just delete this

But I can't, let's just delete this

But I can't, let's just delete this


Ah!! ＿！＿！ Come on!!

If I try to type without looking

"Though" became "let's", 'do' became 'so',
And it turned into "But I can't, let's just delete this"

And then, over and over again

Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do

Became so-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-so, three times!

Single be-so

Knocking down sominoes

Soragon Quest

A great song became dry and insipid!

Gasoline Stanso

Soprano

Oh, that one's okay, huh

Hanshin Tigers

Ah, there's not one in there, is there

Thanks so much
For continuing to stick with me even while I write such nonsense like this

↑Waaaaaaaaaa!!
(As promised)
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Hello!
This is kiyo, living in the sweet excess of being able to eat
Nori balls out of the bag.

In Japan, it's winter right now, isn't it?

Though I guess it's still just unpleasantly cold?

Please be sure to be careful not to catch colds, okay, everyone?

But here in Bertrand, it's still hot! So hot!

Lately, there have been tons of flies, too. It's so, so humid and sticky, too!

But, the bananas are sooooooooooooooooooooo delicious!

What to say...they're even more delicious than Japa...Nihon's bananas.

So far. They're so far.
But my desire to eat them is so strong
That I struggle on toward them, and then it's morning.
Ah, I go out at noon, then it's morning.

Noon ⇒ Night ⇒ Morning.

That kind of morning.

In any case, they're delicious. Bananas are delicious.

All other things about them are the worst.

Here's my weblo...blog, coming to you from
My secret base after such a long while.

The new single by DEAD END-sama
Those gods of sound
That have influenced us and many other musicians



"CONCEPTION" comes out tomorrow!!

I got my copy ahead.
I can't get enough!

On the left is the limited edition first pressing!
It's about the size of those old record EPs.
It has a CD+DVD (PV) and a reissued sticker.

On the right is the regular, CD only edition.

For details, go to the official DEAD END site!
You can see a little bit of the PV there too!

By the way, the backside looks like this.



It's really cool...

Everyone, let's listen to it tomorrow.
I'll be listening, too. Though I already am listening.

If you go outside



You can see pretty lights like these, maybe.
Just maybe.

This is from when I went to the Yoko...Yokohama Music Fair the other day.

There will be more on that next time!!

Ah, since it's already so late, I'm sure all of you are going to go to sleep
So I'll post this update now!!

See you later.
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I'm playing shiritori all by myself. [1]
People using their mobile phones should be able to see this,
But sorry if it's too much of a pain. I'm sorry.

Also, please only watch this if you have a surplus of free time.

1

Shiritori Alone 1

2

Shiritori Alone 2
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[1] Shiritori is a popular Japanese word game where a player starts with one word, and then has to think of another word starting with the final syllable of the previous word. For example: suki --> kimochi --> chikyuu.

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This is kiyo,
Who after such a long while noticed that the "quick" in the
"Quick Express Home Delivery" is really unnecessary.

After all, the "express" is there already

You see, those people who say "If you can, do it in a hurry"
When someone says, "We'll deliver this quick"

Seem to be the type who would say, "Sorry, would you mind eating?"
When someone says "I'll have some food".

Or maybe not...

But it's not really that far off though.

Even though someone says "Good night"
If you say, "Sorry, would you mind going to sleep?"

You can't sleep → You suffer from lack of sleep → Your circadian rhythms reverse→

You're late to school → You make your teacher angry → Your parents get angry →

You get irritated → You eat a lot → You get fat → You sweat a lot →

You use a lot of towels → You use more laundry detergent → Which puts pressure on the family finances →

Dad's overtime increases → Interfering in his relationship with Mom → He doesn't appreciate his lunch, but comes right back to her for dinner →

Mom starts coming home even later than Dad → Marital relations become even more strained →

Huge fight → Results of argument → In the end, I do like you after all → They have a son or daughter →

The son or daughter grows up too quickly → Though the son or daughter says "Good night", you say "Sorry, would you mind going to sleep" → They take it in stride, saying "Yeah, Good night." →

The son or daughter feels like more of an adult than you → They worry too much, and get constipated → Toilet paper consumption decreases →

Family finances go back to normal → spending money increases → You go out to eat more →

Stomach expands → You learn to eat hamburgers with your bare hands → Your hands start to smell really good →

Before you know it, you're famous → VIPs across the country and the world get wind of who you are →

Get bodyguards → Already, you can eat nothing but hamburgers → You can't eat vegetables anymore →

A new proverb is born: "A wife must provide autumn hamburgers" → For some reason, people say it like Doraemon →

You become Doraemon → You tell other people that they can become him too, can't they → It doesn't really matter →

Even though you should be afraid of mice, you're not, and that's strange → You can't take your ears off →

Even though you want to run fast, you can't because of the resistance from your ears →

You can think → You come to the conclusion that you should be able to if you face downward →

You slam into a wall.


That's...
That's really dangerous!!

To prevent this,
That's right,
You have to prevent constipation!

You have to do a lot, a lot, a lot of p...that...how should I put this

If you can get rid of it
Your toilet paper consumption will return to normal
Your spending money will go back to normal
(Cut)
And you won't crash!

Oh, but you really did read all of that for me, didn't you!

Please heal your eyes with this picture of a beautiful and mysterious
morning sunrise.




It's okay, it's okay

You don't have to thank me

Having five degrees of separation between "Good night" and "crashing into a wall"
Is like "kudasai" becoming "kusadai".

Please look for someone to go to the bathroom with you.

Even saying that,
It's been over a month since my last update...
I guess I'm getting to match you's pace now.

Catching up to you, and passing him

Just kidding.
Even though I say things like this, I love my blog.

I love it just about as much as the fried potato set at Gyoza no Ohsho, not less.

I love this place where my chubby skin
Can come in contact with everyone's pruny skin.

Thanks~
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Today is the day that all of Japan (save for 3 prefectures) is switching to Digital TV broadcasting, and seeing the end of analog TV
And
you's birthday!

I think that maybe you should take this chance
To upgrade his OS
and upgrade his music scoring software to Digital Performer.

No, it's okay

It's okay, if you happen to be able to do it.

But, but, you see

A lot of operations must have become much smoother with the new version, I'd suppose.
But, I've also heard the new version of Digital Performer isn't compatible with the new Mac OS Lion, so it might be better to wait

But, I guess that I could just tell him that in an e-mail.
Eh, but, I do want to say this here.
you, he's slow in switching over to digital.

Oh, right!

The other day, I went to have a head spa done, DAZE!!
Miss MIZUKI's soft fingers
Sent me into a scalp-refreshing DAZE!!

It's great!
I plan to have it done again soon.
Though I kinda fell asleep in the middle...

The next morning, I was happy all over again since I didn't have a headache.
I guess I was able to breathe properly while I slept.

I've heard you can also have it done at the RIO in Osaka, DAZE!!

Of course, they'll do a cut and color too, DaZe!!
My hair's a more muted color now.
And it was covered with a magical substance that keeps it from fading.

Having my head played with after such a long time,
I feel so refreshed now!

But,
As I thought of getting ready to go home,
The moment I lit up one last cigarette
I caught my bangs on fire, though I put them out quickly enough
I couldn't go out like that, so Miss MIZUKI fixed them for me...
Thank goodness it didn't happen after I had gone home already...

After such a change,
There's going to be a few days after my hair grows out that I have to pin my bangs back.

And so, if you happen to see me out somewhere,
Please be nice and pin my bangs back for me.
Eh, though I don't really go out that much anyway!!

Only three more hours until the end of analog broadcasting...




The program listings are so desolate...



So lonely...


Analogue. (Analog, Thank You.)
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Thank you
For all the congratulatory comments!

And being so kind as to care for my feelings,
And being temperate in the "LOL"s...

It's okay, totally fine!

Even if you use it in the wrong place,
I'll only think about popping you one
For about 0.03 seconds!

Since it's shorter than the time it would take to pressurize Space Sheriff Gavan's space suit, it's okay!

Oh, but even so
I successfully became one step farther along, age-wise
Than the other members of Janne Da Arc this year.

Eh, but it's a failure that is still called a success, isn't it!

But, going even farther, any success isn't a failure, is it!

Eh, but putting my awkward comments aside,


Yesterday, I was invited out to dinner by
Keiichi Miyako-san of SOPHIA!

k-san of Keyboard Magazine acted as Cupid.

Miyako-san, who I've never been able to meet despite wanting to for so many years.
I finally was able to meet him!

Miyako-san, actually, seems to have had a part time job in Hirakata a long time ago!


Starting from there, we really talked about a lot of things,
And he listened to me go on about things too,
In the end, I was so glad to be able to meet him...
With just those words coming from him as well, I felt as if I could drink a whole glass of demi-glace...
(Though at my age, slamming back a whole thing at once would take some courage)

We were at a yakitori place near Gakudai station, "Gou", until midnight!
It was so good...

By the way,
Miyako-san's recommendation, other than the chicken, was...



Grilled and Sliced Mackerel (in the background, Miyako-san)

This was so amazingly good! So delicious!
They grilled it on a burner right in front of you,
But I couldn't get enough of that smell...

Before, I made a Mini-Kamehameha by being reckless with my own stove,
But this was about ten times the flame for my birthday!
But, since I've had the experience of having to put it out,
I was a little cautious, but it was still really good!

An employee of that shop, Totoro (Affinity)-san has a girlfriend (Girl Melancholy Friend of the Century Boy) who is a Mademoiselle, so he already knew who I was.

Oh, but even so, Miyako-san is so cool!

In the end, I stopped by his studio, and then made my way home.
I managed to get to a good old age so fast!
Thanks to all of you! Thank you!
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